HOW TO REMAIN POOR FOR LIFE.😅😅😀😁😊

Hello Everyone!!!

A very happy new year to you all. So I took a time out , but I am finally back. My first post for the year will be quite humorous but very educative.....
I'm sure some of you saw the title of my post and have wondered if I am alright?😉😆 Of course I am....... This is just me thinking "If I can write about how people can make money, save money and make more money, then I should be able to write about how not to make money"...... *strictly for laughs*

Here are a few tips on how to remain poor for life....... while this is laced with humour, it is also thought-provoking, so sit back, relax and enjoy reading....

Never wake up early, Keep turning and tossing in bed until you are too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up?
Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away, and when it's finished , try to recall how you spent it..... Afterall, there's more where that money came from right?
Don't think of saving until you have real big money. I mean, how can you save when you earn so little? All those people telling you to save (me inclusive) do not like you.
Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital. How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half of the businesses in your town were started with little capital , you as a SMART person can only start with millions!!!!!
Complain about everything except your own attitude and laziness. Blame the system. Blame the government. Blame the banks that refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to be rich!!!!
Spend more than you earn.To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit , keep borrowing from friends and employees.....😅😅
Compete in dressing.... Make sure you wear the latest clothing ... Oppress the congregation with your trendy fashion every Sunday. Keep up with the Joneses!😉😉Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, get one that is more expensive.....
Give your children everything you ask for since you are such a loving parent........ They shouldn't go through all the stress you went through as a child!!!!!

Makes sense yeah? YES!!!! I hope with these few points of mine, I have been able to convince you and not confuse you that being poor and remaining poor is not such a hard/ difficult thing to achieve.

I hope you enjoyed my tips? Please share with friends and family!!!!

Till next time,

Peace and Love,

Lade

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